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shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

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almost-too-white-to-function:

lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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katyuna:

radcoolswag:

fvesauce:

sushinfood:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

WHY IS THE KID IN THE BACKGROUND SLAPPING MEAT AGAINST HIS HEAD THO???

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses #3

more?

Set #2

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

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YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

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YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

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YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

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YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

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YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

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YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

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YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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You got your Voldemorts

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gangster-goose:

You’re lying if you say you didn’t hear the scream

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konasaur:

So I recently got a new computer.

I think my old computer was trying to tell me something.

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sure
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Oh, okay, it’s probably just the boot up screen acting weird?

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NOPE

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Made browsing sixpenceee’s stuff more fun though

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Even finding nemo became slightly more eerie

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EVEN OBAMA

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unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

castielscompanion:

ollivander:

herekitty:

Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960

HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

They had to stop because of the chlorine affecting the girls and because of men trying to jump in to get to them.
I would have loved to see Disneyland mermaids today though!

I wanna be a mermaid!! 
I totally could!

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ivoryunknown:

this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr

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wickedclothes:

Hand-Decorated Bras

These hand-decorated bras were designed for music festivals. From the shop owner, “this underwent strenuous quality tests to make sure all the decor stays on. aka me simulating what a rough night of partying would be like.” Sold on Etsy.

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